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DVD Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie
It had to happen: A national tour of redneck comedians culminating in this frequently funny concert film, shot in Phoenix. Ron White's scotch-and-tobacco-fueled, fatalistic world view gets things off to a good start. ("That last engine had just enough power to get us to our crash site.") Larry the Cable Guy's creepy-silly persona helps deliver a set long on gross-out humor. ("I've been seein' a good-lookin' girl. But now I lost my binoculars.") Bill Engvall balances the tone with his family-man shtick. ("There needs to be a teenage driver's lane lined with tires and mattresses.") Main event champ Jeff Foxworthy offers fresh material about the act of ice-fishing as an out-of-body experience for fish, describes the bizarre sight of a leaf blower among items confiscated by airport security and, of course, renders his trademark re-re-re-definitions of what constitutes a redneck ("a glorious absence of sophistication"). Lots to enjoy here. --Tom Keogh
It is quite simple to sumarize this movie. Stupid, mundane comedy void of intelligence coupled with ignorant red-neck jargon. If you are one of those dumb people who actually "think" on occasion, then this film is not for you.
The seemingly endless popularity of this garbage is indicitive of the continued decline of intelligence both on screen, and in the seats of theaters.
You might be a redneck if...someone gave you a sign that said, "Git-R-Done".
I love this movie! You don't have to be a redneck, an adult, or a "certain type of person" to watch this! It's all a matter of taste. I'm just a 14 year old and I ROARED when Jeff did his "bottle rocket" joke! And tho I'm not really a fan of Larry the Cable Guy or Ron White, they were TERRIFFIC in this movie! So, go out and buy this DVD, (I'm begging u!!) see how u like it, and call me in the morning! OK, don't do the last one, but please...you gotta buy it, you gotta buy it, you gotta...(throws self on the floor and wiggles) buy it!
Hilarious
The Blue Collars at their best. This DVD is worth the price of admission.
The redneck quartet from the original Blue Collar Comedy Tour re-groups for another night of laughs, with (mostly) fresh material performed for an upbeat audience. A funny, clubby preface on a tour bus establishes a tone of lowbrow camaraderie among Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White, and Bill Engvall, but once on stage, the differences between each comic's style is considerable. Amiable Engvall kicks things off with gentle gibes: "Men are basic: eating, sleeping, sex. I can do all those in my truck." The decadent air of Ron White darkens the show: "If I'd known the difference between 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' my friend would still be alive today." Foxworthy, the likable Everyman, comments on his wife's hypochondria: "Honey, you do not have testicular cancer." Finally,... More Info about this DVD Director(s): C.B. Harding DVD Release Date: Released the 07 December 2004 Usually ships in 24 hours
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Redneck comedian Larry the Cable Guy (co-star of Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie) kicks off his live performance on Git-R-Done with one of the great questions of the modern age: "Ever have an orgasm so strong you hit your head on the back of the tub?" (He expresses gratitude that the VCR didn't fall into the water.) A string of gay-bashing and other intemperate quips quickly follows, but Larry's gross jokes are a part of an intentionally foolish persona. When he cracks wise about lesbian rocker Melissa Etheridge's genitals, the crowd gasps, and Larry's oversized rube becomes the punch line. Larry's no less hard on his family, commenting on an obese sister who claims to have a thyroid problem: "It's not a thyroid problem, it's a 7-11 problem." On his brief career as an... More Info about this DVD DVD Release Date: Released the 25 May 2004 Usually ships in 24 hours
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The Texas comic and co-star of Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie ponders the absurdity of fashionable eyewear ("Why do sunglasses cost more than a 25-inch TV?") and much else in the live performance Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad. Looking as if he just woke up from a nap (or is on his third beer), White contemplates eros with the inarguable "You see one woman nekkid... you want to see them all nekkid." A veteran of hurricane country, he contemplates those idiots who insist they're strong enough to sit out big storms: "If you're hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many sit-ups you did that morning." On wedding anniversaries: "Diamonds--that'll shut her up." Some of White's material is unnecessarily crude for such a clever guy, but the best stuff, including a funny... More Info about this DVD Director(s): Michael Drumm DVD Release Date: Released the 29 June 2004 Usually ships in 24 hours
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Bill Engvall mines one of the classic veins of comedy--family life--on Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live, and comes up with some fresh, funny spin on old gags. His general recommendation for surviving marriage: Relinquish power to wives; that way, one gets to be just a "guy" instead of nominal head of the household. One of the funniest bits concerns linkage of real and imaginary marital crimes. "'If you're lying to me about smoking,'" Engvall quotes his suspicious spouse, "'how do I know you're not sleeping with other women?' Not even Evel Knievel could have made that leap." On keeping sex fun after 21 years of domestic bliss: "As soon as I try something new, she's screaming, 'Where'd you learn that?!'" Engvall has some choice stuff about his kids, too, including a good story... More Info about this DVD Actor(s): Bill Engvall DVD Release Date: Released the 03 August 2004 Usually ships in 24 hours
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This double bill of Jeff Foxworthy's old Showtime specials is loaded with the country comic's enduring material about family life, the perils of dating, booze-fueled stunts, and, of course, the ever-expanding watchlist of Redneck symptomatology. In You Might Be a Redneck If..., Foxworthy doesn't waste time launching into his most famous series of observations, including "If you've ever taken a beer to a job interview, you just might be a redneck," and "If you refer to the 5th grade as your 'senior year,' you just might... etc." Also discussed are illegal temptations of the Victoria's Secret catalog, the entertainment factor single people offer married people, and the trouble with dating a girl who already has a boyfriend. Check Your Neck, taped in Dallas, has good material... More Info about this DVD Actor(s): Jeff Foxworthy DVD Release Date: Released the 30 March 2004 Usually ships in 24 hours
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